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  1.  
  2.              As we were driving, we saw a sign that said "Watch For
  3.            Rocks." Marta said it should read "Watch for Pretty Rocks."
  4.           I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway
  5.            department, but she started saying it was a joke - just to
  6.           get out of writing a simple letter! And I thought I was lazy
  7.                                          
  8.                         From Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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